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[joke] Computer Proverbs

来源:srumc 作者: 时间:2008-12-05 Tag:joke   proverb   computer   点击:

Computer Proverbs

1. Home is where you hang your @.

2. The e-mail of the species  is more deadly than the mail.

3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

4. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.

5. Great groups from little icons (图标,图符) grow.

6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone (便携式电话).

7. C:\ is the root of all directories.

8. Don’t put all your hypes (广告) in one home page.

9. Pentium (奔腾处理器) wise; pen and paper foolish.

10. The modem is the message.

11. Too many clicks spoil the browse (浏览).

12. The geek (怪人) shall inherit the earth.

13. A chat has nine lives.

14. Don’t byte off more than you can view.

15. Fax is stranger than fiction (捏造,想象;小说).

16. What boots (引导) up must come down.

17. Windows will never cease (停止).

18. In Gates we trust.

19. Virtual reality (虚拟现实) is its own reward.

20. Modulation (调制) in all things.

21. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

22. There’s no place like

23. Know what to expect before you connect.

24. Oh what a tangled (缠结的,紊乱的) web we weave when first we practice to receive.

25. Speed thrills (使陶醉;使颤动、战栗或振动).

26. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him to use the Web and he won’t bother you for weeks…

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